Snort, Swill and Blow:

What next, the plague? Seems to me that rumors of avian flu are a bit overrated in light of midnight tornadoes, a binge-drinking rate among US teenagers at 45% and Italian snuff:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070202/hl_nm/italy_cocaine_dc

What is the world's problem? The sniffles?

I hardly think so.